There’s a rather charming game show on television here where contestants stand on a high platform in tight yellow leisure wear and endure the ordeal of holding a tray of drinks, with the aim of being the last person standing.
When that’s finally over, we cut to the studio where girls in bikinis take it in turn to wiggle around while holding miniature dogs.
What’s the point of this? I don’t know. I’m sure there’s a comparison to make to poker, but I can’t quite rouse myself to do it. I’m watching tv in my hotel room because the museum was shut.